Apr 24

Wow! Scary if accurate…

I came across this on the Internet…thought it was interesting.  I don’t know if it is accurate, but if it is, it is not a democrat or republican issue; its an American issue.

Apr 20

You say you are not a democrat, but you voted for Obama

So my coworker, we will call him ‘Thing’ (The Thing or Thing for short because he reminds me of the character The Thing on Fantastic Four photo), says that the government should not be able to regulate the amount of window tint on a vehicle’s side windows.  I don’t feel Thing is right about this, but that is for another day.  The thing that catches me off guard about this statement is that Thing also admits he voted Obama for President.  What is important here is that he votes for democrats and then complains about government being too big and all up in people’s business in unnecessary ways.  He says he is not a democrat simply because he voted for Obama.  I say he gets what he voted for and should not complain when he reaps what he sows (or voted).  Tell me what you think by posting in the comments section.

If you’re gonna come after the king, you better not miss.

Brown Finger

Don’t break the Social Contract

Hi

 I am an IT guy by day and Video Soldier by night.  My life’s ambitions include hanging with my two pugs and stirring it up.  Locally known as “Brown Finger” I’m starting this blog to spread my message to the online world. 

 Here is the story of how I became Brown Finger.  When I was a little kid I used to play in the toilet.  Na! just kidding.   The real story goes something like this, when I was a wee boy I found that creating controversy and challenging anything anyone said provided me with great pleasure.  I used to sit and talk to the tree in my yard thinking of something to debate. I never understood why the tree didn’t talk back.  Due to my young age I mistook this lack of a response as validation for the drivel that was coming from my mouth. When the tree was no longer a challenge I joined the military to add a commanding voice to my stirring. I spent a few years as a military policeman stirring it up in a LEGAL way. Now that my stirring abilities were well honed I moved on from the military with “almost” expert like abilities. However I still had some skills to develop.  I joined the corporate world as a Secretary, now I was on the receiving end of the stirring. That’s when I met my wife, she was the only one that was able to put up with my stirring full time, so I knew it was meant to be.  People tell me she was just being charitable.  To this day I don’t understand how she puts up with the perpetual useless sounds that escape from my mouth.  I am thankful that someone like her exists.  Otherwise I would be soooo lonely.  I would have to go back to talking to another tree.  Once again I stray from my story. As I was saying, after I was married I figured it was time to test my stirring skills in the corporate arena.  I moved to Iowa and got a job working with rubber.   I never knew you could eat that stuff J .  The chewing strengthened my jaw muscles to a point where they were impeccably honed for my conversation skills.  Most of my friends were no longer working at the rubber company so I changed jobs. Yeah! a whole new set of victims for me. All the years of training have finally come to fruition.  I work with a bunch of people that have to constantly put up with my stirring.  They all sit near me they are subjected to my constant spew.  Their only escape is to quit.  I have the pleasure of working next to a guy that I get to imagine riding a horse (standing up) with his shirt off.  He is so dreamy.  I will be back in a minute………..  Okay I am back.  Sorry for the delay.  To finish, I’m where I belong and have become a skilled stirrer ready to share my insight with world.  I had finally earned my moniker as “Brown Finger” Thanks for listening to my story.  Please comment and check back soon for new and stimulating excerpts at

www.TheStir.info

Sincerely Brown Finger

Brown Finger